On the one hand, I am so totally over these things. As fashion accessories. And as I happen to catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I can't help but think of Teri Hatcher's line from that old Seinfeld episode: I have worn the same tasteful yet cleavage-enhancing black dress to every party I've been to for 3 years. How Men See Them Simple: No big. I know what you're thinking:
More From Sex.
Maybe I should buy a separate scale. There is How We See Them. Do I do that individually and put them up there like cuts of meat?